Why is weed so awesome?

Answer 1

One of the best things about weed is while you use weed you will not have to pay rent. This occurs when your dope buddies come by the house about 3 pm and you take them to your basement room in your Moms house and you burn a few fat ones. You then hang out, raid the refrigerator, watch TV with the sound off and the music on and hang out all night long. You wake up the next day about 2 pm. Rinse and repeat. You stay at your moms house don't even think of a job until one day you find that that terrible smell is your dead mom. Then you have a funeral and it is your house. You move upstairs and think of how you are going to pay the electricity bill and the cable. Then you start selling pot, get busted, and live at the big house provided by the county. Once again no rent. Some people when faced with the freedom of a dead mom will of course immediately convert the house to cocaine. Then in a year or two they are living rent free on the streets.

Other good things about weed:

Your driving skills improve as you learn to roll a joint with one hand.

Food taste better.

You have friends when you have weed.

You don't drink much.

You are mellow all the time.

After a few years you forget what you are talking about in the middle of a conversation.

You all ways wonder where your lighters go.

Sex is great if you can get around to it.

Toilet paper is great if you can get around to buying it.

You get to take numerous naps during the day.

You learn that it will not kill you to eat out of someones garbage.

You feel safe because the cops drive by your house a lot.

And you feel nauseated all the time so you smoke weed all the time.

Alternative answer: The above exercise in sarcasm does an excellent job of illustrating the perils of weed, but doesn't actually answer the question, what are some good things about weed. Marijuana does have at least one genuinely good feature, which is that it is a very effective anti-nausea medication that some people need to use, such as cancer patients who experience terrible nausea as a result of their chemotherapy. But in general I agree that you are better off not using it. Getting high is fun, but you will pay a high price for your fun. There are better ways to entertain yourself.

Answer 2

Because its good weed now if u buy bad weed that's bad 4u

Answer 3

because when you smoke it you think of lots of things at ones and then you get tired so you smoke couple more zoots to get knoked to bed

Answer 4

It isn't really cool at all just to let you know.