Chronic masturbation can cause the penis to conform to the shape of the object hand.
crocked
"I'm crocked." ?
its crocked
no
Half crocked means half drunk. It's not the same as half cocked. "To go off half-cocked" means to overreact, to react prematurely.
It means that he likes it.
half-crocked means half-drunk You may also mean HALF COCKED, which means to do something hurriedly. Think of a pistol -- to go off half cocked means it wasn't fully ready.
you might lose your penis
he is a police man gone crocked in Canada and has killed 2 people
because it depends on the badder
penis
Yes, you can. You might find it comforting.