Chronic masturbation can cause the penis to conform to the shape of the object hand.
crocked
"I'm crocked." ?
its crocked
no
"Half crocked" is a colloquial term that means slightly intoxicated or tipsy, usually referring to someone who has consumed alcohol but is not completely drunk.
It means that he likes it.
half-crocked means half-drunk You may also mean HALF COCKED, which means to do something hurriedly. Think of a pistol -- to go off half cocked means it wasn't fully ready.
he is a police man gone crocked in Canada and has killed 2 people
because it depends on the badder
you might lose your penis
Crashed, crocked, cripple, capsize, crack up
Of course not. It is totally crocked so how can you cook there.