Your question doesn't make sense. Why not eat your computer? Why not get eaten by your computer? Either way they don't eat anything and you shouldn't eat them!
they eat an a computer
If by eat you mean consume and digest food, then no.
Your computer
eat it
Eat my turds
Eat your computer
It had a byte!
Yes. It eats it with Bytes.
yes
you are so ugly and get of the computer
A computer mouse
Yes, you can. But first, you need to unplug the computer. (Most people forget to do this!) So here's the order of how to eat your computer: Start with the yummy cables. Now eat the keyboard. The RAM. Time for the hard drive. (OPTIONAL) Pull some capacitors off the motherboard and eat them. Last but not least, CPU. Your welcome =) P.S. Do NOT eat your computer, this is just a joke (and a bit of answering your question).