Why the jiggle are you asking me questions?

because your flab is too uncapable of jiggling by itself. according to the jiggle guide, ur flab must be at least four inches saggy to jiggle properly. if u eat too much && are experiencing flab up to six inches, call ur doctor, && ask him to remove at least one && a half inches of flab so ur jiggly flab can jiggle without any further concerns. be careful not to wack somebody in the face with the flab. the effect may cause the subject to bleed uncontrollably, lose all signs of conscienceness, and or experience the sudden urge to yell "HOLY FLAB!" keep the jiggle away from children. pet ur goat. now drink ur chocolate milk. the answer is fulfilled.