because without deep root systems they wont be able to servive in the cold
Mid grasses
No they wouldn't. You need deep groove tires for mud
In order to deep throat your own slong, you would need to be very flexible. You would need to get your head down near your groin area and then place your slong deep in your mouth. Some guys are able to do this, but it is very rare.
you would need a cardiology doctor if the circulatory system fails
That depends on how deep you want the top soil! 5' X 8' = 40 square feet. If you want it 1' deep you would need 40 Cubic Feet, 3" deep you would need 10 cubic feet of top soil.
You do need a immune system because you would be sick and die
if that is 3 ft deep it would require 96 yards... IF it is 3 inches deep it would require 24 cubic yards
Because they are pollinated by wind.
You need to know how deep you want the sand.
Most cuts will not need any sort of treatment, but will need to be cleaned. If your dad's finger is quite deep, I would take him by the emergency to get check out.
Not really, no. It would only grow as an annual in Colorado, not a perennial. Bermuda is a C4 grass, and you need C3 grasses to grow as perennials in that state.
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