No, -but that could indicate you have a major electrical problem.
That would depend on what warning lights you are referring to. I'll need more information if I am to answer this fully.
It is a possibility.
I would say YES
nothing it could just be the tail lights coming on.
No. It would only prevent you from starting.
That would be very unlikely.
cmp snsr will not prevent the car from starting,ckp snsr would.
to deplete resources that might help prevent Germany from coming to power again
Yes, it could along with dozens of other possibilities.
If your question is what I think it is than the answer is yes. There is a switch that turns your brake lights on, it is also the same switch that releases the gearshift that will allow you to remove the vehicle from park. You should be able to hear a little click when you depress the brake pedel. If you don't hear that click and your brake lights are not coming on and you cant get it out of park than I would definitely take a look at that switch, It is usually located right on the pedel mechanism itself.
No, the flasher relay has nothing to do with starting the vehicle. It only controls the flash of the directional lights.
The light control module could be the cause of hazard lights coming on after the car is turned off. There could be a problem that has caused this module to become wet and it is now not working correctly.