no!
he is real alright i saw him fall down a rooftop one day and falling out of his sleigh!
I think it might be because it can fall down into the earth one day.
There is no such thing called "one day war". You can get info on the "6 days war" on 1967.
It is actually called Shavuot, not Shavout. Mount Sinai, in Israel is the originating location of Shavuot. It celebrates the day, or two days (outside of Israel), when God gave Torah to Moses. Because it originated in Israel, it is celebrated in one day by Jews of Israel, and in two days by Jewish people outside Israel.
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Saturday, one day before Palm Sunday
A number of the Israelite prophets said this. One example is Ezekiel 37:21-22.
Yes, the next one is in 2018.
The 23rd of Tishrei. October 9, 2012 (one day earlier in Israel)
Rosh Hashana is the only Jewish holiday that is two days long both in and out of Israel. See the question "why does rosh hashanah last for two days"
i have one be late day after day to fall asleep during your shift
No. The Romans overran the Hasmonean Kingdom and the Jews would not reestablish a Jewish polity in Israel for nearly 2000 years. Following the Fall of the Roman Empire, Israel simply became a part of the Byzantine Empire.