You could either look in the yellow pages as well as your local paper. You can also look elsewhere to find truck driving jobs as well. It all depends on where you live at.
You would get caught with mansluahter and Drunk driving. If it was you who did this, it wasn't attempted murder, which helps.
You could crash and die or be arrested
There are many websites available for this. The one I found to be most useful is www.filmindustrymixer.com. They are very helpful and their support and service is great.
If they die then you could be charged with Vehicular Manslaughter. If not, then they can just sue you. IchigoKitsune95 :3
There are many places where one would be able to play car driving games online. One could visit flash gaming websites such as Armor Games for playing car driving games online.
If they all did not pick the same side they would end up driving into one another head on.
Amazon.com sells many brands of drain cleaners. There are also many plumber websites that offer drain cleaning, but you would have to find one in your area.
You get pulled over my the police and get ticketed.
There are quite a few websites that contain statistics on drinking and driving accidents. To name a few, one could try websites such as Edgar Snyder and TAC Safety.
Pest control websites usually are the best places to search for ways to remove animals. There are a few pest control websites that will help with bat removal.
You can get killed in a car accident or get arrested.
You could crash your car - killing yourself. Worse - you could kill someone else !