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no not really well my cat doesn't
You really need to take your cat to a vet so that he can give you something that will help. There's really nothing else you an do.
No, but be very careful, does your cat really need a bath, cats normally take really good care of their own grooming, check with your vet first.
only a really , really big cat
cat it really is cat
cut off your pinky toe. if it bleeds, you do not need a cat. if it doesn't bleed, you need to go to a doctor because you have some kind of serious medical voodoo on your foot. if you cut off your pinky toe you do not need a cat. if you are in your twilight years, you do not need a cat because when you die, your cat will eat your decaying body to stay alive. do you really want your "trusted" companion plotting on you while you sleep?
How complex do you want to make it? All you really need is a box, a stick, some string, and something to bait the cat with.
You should get someone to watch your cat while you are away, but if you can't, make sure there is plenty of food and water available for your cat. But you really should get someone to come by everyday and feed/water your cat.
Meerkat
No cat, he was crushed by rocks.
Humans are not part cat.
You need to take the cat to the vet as soon as possible. When a cat drinks too much water, it can be a very, very bad sign. It is often a sign of terminal illness, like kidney problems. You really need to get the cat to the vet as soon as you can, because if the cat is ill, it needs to be on medication. The sooner you start medicating the cat, the longer it will survive.