What is a list of 10 analogies?

Answer 1

Sources are in parentheses. 1. Compiling a list of ten analogies is about as much fun as unanesthatized bowel surgery. (Zero Punctuation) 2. It had that eerie, surreal quality like when you're on vacation and jeopardy comes on at 7 pm instead of 7:30. (Top 25 Analogies) 3. Jake was stubborn. Trying to convince him that he was wrong was like trying to convince Republicans that women had rights; it just wouldn't work. 4. My laugh is deep and hearty, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. (Top 25 Analogies) 5. Her eyes were like two brown circles with little black dots in them. (Bad High School Analogies) 6. My vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever. (Top 25 Analogies) 7. Ninjas have the power to disappear unnoticed, the period after the Dr on a Dr Pepper can. (Bad High School Analogies) 8. His hard, angry manner provoked hatred and distrust like Jessica Alba provokes animalistic lust. 9. John and Mary had never met, like two hummingbirds who had also never met. (Top 25 Analogies) 10. Listening to my analogies is like having your ear canals raped by a man wearing a sandpaper condom. (Zero Punctuation)