No, an 8-week-old kitten cannot have rabies as it takes time for the virus to develop in an animal's system.
Only if the kitten actually has rabies and you receive a bite or a scratch from it. Any animal or human with rabies is capable of transferring it to another living being.
Only if that kitten was infected with rabies. (exception: if that kitten was a carrier of rabies, meaning it had it but didn't show symptoms of the disease.)
Yes; it is very unlikely, but any cat can carry rabies. Your kitten may have become infected if his mother became infected before he was born, or if he was bitten by an infected animal after he was born.
Almost non existent. Take the kitten in to see your Veterinarian and have it checked out. Ask your Vet about this.
There are no specific weight qualifications for a kitten to receive a rabies shot. All cats, regardless or weight, breed, or age, are given the same vaccination dose.
No, hydrophobia (literally: fear of water) is another word for Rabies.
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In the first place, you cannot get rabies from a kitten unless it has rabies. If it is healthy, you have nothing to worry about. In the second place, it is very unlikely bacteria would have survived the trip from the kitten's tongue to its fur to your hand. And third, the mosquito bite is not an open wound (unless you have really scratched it open) that would allow bacteria to enter your body.
Take it right to the vet. Immeditly it could have rabies so when your sone wash your hands really well.
Any mammal can get rabies, but there have been no known cases of panda's having contracted it.
no and yes if the kittens or kitten is less than one month stay away if the mother abandoned it and your parents say you can have take it. if it comes up to you and doesn't have rabies it should be OK but just remember these are wild so be careful!
only if you lick its ear after eating pizza with chewing gum on and dunking it in your coffee