How can you be albino?

Answer 1

Buy geisha fondation, where's it's almost white, and fill up a tub with it. If you can't afford that, use white paint but that will be a little harder to drain. Then, jump in the tub and go completely underwater. Then get a friend and they can spread more fondation/paint where there isn't any. When you are all covered, get out and stand for 2 days so the paint/fondation can dry. When that's done, go to the eye doctor and bye red contacts. Congrats, you're now albino!