There are a hundred answers to a question such as this. I would say the most likely is that you fell on it.
It depends. If she is drunk, let her. If she isn't, but your buddies are, let her. If they ask you about it the next day, tell them "She didn't strip. You guys were just drunk." that will save your butt.
Yes your butt can hurt, but its probley from sitting on your butt all day and being lazy or you maybe just have to take a crap!!
Seeing as though you are you used to getting things shoved up your butt... I don't see why you would want to be put to sleep.
Yes, but it is an exceptionally dangerous practice for a variety of reasons.
not unless you drink the vodka, but if it goes up your butt, you will diewhy are you asking this anyway?the reason why you will die:when the alcohol enters your rectum it will get into your intestines before the liver can filter it out, hence to much alcohol in your blood, hence you die.
you will probably get some butt that same night!
when my butt got blue
They were really just beaten down by drunk Indians and had butt problems.
When u feel your butt is getting lower.there are videos in store but it has to be an a DVD store
Butt padding is something used to make your butt seem more perky and in its ideal shape instead of getting plastic surgey.
Have fun dance eat chips and or dip and DANCE YOU BUTT OFF!
that means you are getting the right exercise.