by intimately stroking a leprechaun after having your ankles surgically attached to your knees?
midget ranga midget ranga follow me on Instagram guys @justinbieber ;)
Barry Hall's tattoo is a chimpanzee fighting an Arabian midget on a trampoline.
1342 if it's the 1275 cc engine, with no. 1 at the front of the engine.
Make a cute orange skin/green hair midget. And then make it have big white eyebrows with stunning shiny white teeth. Then a white overall outfit to top it off, theres your umpa lumpa!
fly to Norway and find a man. Then proceed to ask him if he'll have your illegitimate children. If you are then thrown into jail, blame the midget next to you. NO i am not wasteing mony on stupid stuff like that ;\
It is said that Danny DeVito is the richest midget in the world. He is around 4 feet 9.5 inches tall.
Circus World.
I believe the tallest midget is 4 feet. To be a midget you have to be under 4 feet, when you are fully grown. It is 4 feet. but he wears size 14 shoe and he is a world class tap dancer!!
Midget Farrelly (Australia)
Blind Midget committed suicide because his cane had been shortened that he used to measure himself by another midget who wanted to be the shortest midget in the world
Honey, offcourse you are not midget! you are not the tallest girl in the world but you certainly are not the shortest! you are a doll! all you need to do is tone up and you'll be the girl to envy!!
Yes. Midget subs.
On April 15, 2009, in Little Rock, Arkansas, the World Midget Tossing Federation was established by founder Kourtney Coats.
You would call a short man a "Midget" or a "Dwarf".
No, Emily Osment is not a midget.
yes she is a midget! she is very small
Alice saw a midget in the cottage