I was all set to go to school when I suddenly had a terrible bloody nose. It took me over ten minutes to repair it. After applying a liberal amount of Vaseline, I was able to patch my nose up. Doesn't my nose look just grand now?
I tripped over my cat. The cat got so upset that he jumped into my bowl of Fruit Loops. I spent fifteen minutes cleaning the table and the floor. By the way, do you know how to get Fruit Loops out of a cat's fur?
My alarm clock didn't go off because it was upset with me. It felt that I was ignoring it and that I didn't give it the time of day.
My underpants had holes in them. I tried to sew the holes up but failed. Finally, I found a new pair of underpants in my toy chest.
My foot went asleep this morning. It refused to wake up. I ended up hopping on one foot to get to school.
My belt broke, and I had trouble keeping my pants up. When I finally found another belt, I realized that the pants were still too big on me. I had mistakenly put on my older brother's pants instead. After five more minutes, I put the right pair of pants on with the belt.
I ran into a telephone pole. My glasses haven't been working too well these days.
My older sister duct taped me to my bed this morning. She has a strange sense of humor. It took me over a half hour to get out of my bed.
My cereal was soggy this morning. I refused to eat it until I had a new bowl of cereal. Mom gave me her standard lecture on the importance of not wasting food. I ate the soggy cereal, but it took time to enter my stomach. As I was leaving the breakfast table, I accidentally spilled Orange Juice on my pants. I had to change into another pair of pants. Mom gave me another lecture on the importance of being careful. I could go on with all the problems that I had this morning, but you're looking kind of bored.
I don't have one excuse for why I was late to school. No, I have a hundred excuses. You'd better sit down. This could last through at least two periods. Trust me, every excuse has been thoroughly tested for honesty, truthfulness, and believability. My first excuse is that I misplaced my library books. It is very important to turn your library books in on time. After ten minutes of searching, I managed to locate them and put them in my book bag. Isn't that a great excuse? I've only just begun. Wait until you hear my next reason for being late. It'll knock your socks off. My second excuse is…
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Being jittery or jumpy. Jabbed myself with something. Have jaundice. Jack-knifed semi. Jilted by girlfriend. In jail.
Reasons for being late include alarm clock problem, ailing child, allergies and AAA changed flat tire. They begin with the letter a.
all you have to do is rearange some fernichor
Being late is callous. Being late can be careless.
George said he was caught in traffic and his car broke down on the way.
Overslept, out of gas, out last night and on the internet are excuses for being late. They begin with the letter O.
ms glee was waiting
33% of workers blame their lateness on public transport
Andy Sharpe has written: '365 excuses for being late to work' -- subject(s): Humor, Work ethic, Excuses, Work
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There are NO acceptable excuses.
Being jittery or jumpy. Jabbed myself with something. Have jaundice. Jack-knifed semi. Jilted by girlfriend. In jail.
If you're late to school, you should have left earlier (hahaha)No but here are some of the worlds finest "late for school excuses."Say the bus was late and you couldn't do anything about it.You had to drop off you little sister/brother to school, if you don't have a sibling say it was a cousin.Say you were looking after a sick grandparent.You dropped you're note from mum or dad in a puddle or a a decorative pond out side someones house/ if you really want it to be believable grab a piece paper write the note and dip in some water from a tap (use pen)Some tips:Sound sympathetic and if you're desperate bring on the tears. Always say sorry over and over again/ that will annoy them so they'll just forget about it and tell you to go away, and act like you're on their side!
Reasons for being late include alarm clock problem, ailing child, allergies and AAA changed flat tire. They begin with the letter a.
you need to give me an explanation for you being late from school
Causes of lateness to school can include oversleeping, traffic congestion, public transportation delays, poor time management, or family emergencies. It's important to identify the root cause and take steps to address it to prevent repeated lateness.