What does samurai house look like?

Answer 1

A samurai's house looks very cool. It is mainly stocked with food to the brim, because as a side job, samurai's are often sumo wrestlers. On the other hand, most samurai like to paint pretty pictures of ponies prancing in rainbows in their free time. The paints they use are all one color. That color is red, or also known as their destroyed enemy's blood. When in the market, they prefer to buy only the moldiest fruits and vegetables to build up their resistance, and by resistance, I mean resistance of throwing up. I hate the taste of throw up. It makes me want to puke. Sometimes, I throw up! So, I think what we have all learned today is that Zucchini tastes better when you cook it in your computer hard drive than cooking it in your patented zucchini cooker.