Are there any rock hound dating sites?

Answer 1

Well, honey, there might be some websites out there for rock hounds looking for love, but I wouldn't hold my breath. You're better off hitting up a geology club meeting or a rock and mineral show to find your rock-loving soulmate. Online dating can be a rocky road, but hey, you never know what gems you might uncover!

Answer 2

No. Your best bet to find a partner that's into rockhounding is to join every local club you can find, or try taking night school courses. Assuming you're male, best of luck, the number of interesting single women that are even slightly amused by any facet of the Earth Sciences is depressingly low. Might be an idea to dabble in other outdoorsy, active hobbies, be it hiking, biking, or even, ugh, bird watching. You may find someone that's physically fit, outdoorsy, and mentally curious that you could, with time and effort, convert into a great collecting partner. Or just drop the money on a mail order bride from Ukraine, I'm told they're cheap, great cooks, and don't complain about carrying fifty or sixty pounds of rock out of the bush on their backs.