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Press conference on January 5th, 1995.

(This conversation is very confidential. Do not copy or edit this text.)

"How do you find everyone in the worlds name?"

"Um... you don't."

"What? But... but... I NEED TO KNOW!"

"Well sorry, I just don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know? You're called Answers.com! WHY DON'T YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? More importantly, why don't you know? That's just plain stupid."

"Well, sorry but-"

"Don't well sorry me! JUST TELL ME THE STUPID ANSWER! NNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"But I don't-"

"That's it! I'm leaving! And I'm never using this stupid website again! I'm going to log out of my account, delete it..."

"Good luck doing that."

"...write to the publishers of this stupid website and ask them why they did publish this page- this website I mean- and... and... AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind! Why would you even care? Oh my Hershey's Chocolate Bars! Why haven't I done all these things yet?!?!?!?!? Huh? Can you answer that easy question?"

"Yes, actually, I can."

"Okay then. What's the answer?"

"Well, first of all, you haven't left this website to do all the things-"

"Goodbye! I'm officially leaving!" (And so are you!)"Goodbye once and for all!"

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15y ago

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