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well no one knows for sure but i think that you need special objects and developers know one knows how to make a transporter.

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How to build a transporter:

  • Buy some planks of cheap lumber and a couple of wheels.
  • Find a good workshop
  • Saw lumber into a number of 5x10 boards.
  • Use carpenters glue to stick 4 5x10 boards together then nail together to form a sturdy platform
  • Measure the width of the boards and cut 2 more boards to that length.
  • Glue and nail one board on each end of the platform
  • Glue and nail on each remaining side 2 5x10 boards so the sides are built up a bit. You now have a nice cart.
  • Run back out to the store and buy 2 strong metal tubes at approx the length 10.5 inches
  • Put the wheels on the metal tube and bolt the tube to the bottom of the platform. Use wing nuts to secure the wheels to the metal tube.
  • Saw 2 foot sized holes in the bottom of your cart.
  • Run back to the store and buy some really, really strong shoes. These will be your brakes, so make very sure they have a thick soul.
  • Also buy a couple of cushions and some drawer handles.
  • Nail these to the platform. Make sure the nails are driven in properly because this is your seat. Any protruding nails will hurt like a bugger.
  • Bolt the handles to the inside of the cart. These will now be referred to as your HOLY SH*T handles.
  • Paint nice racing stripes onto the side of your new cart. The illusion of speed is essential for this transporter.
  • Find a very steep hill.
  • Run back to the store and buy the best crash helmet you can find. If you can afford it, buy some good elbow pads too.
  • Put your helmet and elbow pads on.
  • Climb into the cart.
  • Securely grab onto the Holy Sh*T handles.
  • Push your feet through the foot holes and start to paddle forward.
  • Once you have gained enough momentum pull your feet up.
  • Yell "HOLY SH..." as you careen down the hill
  • When you are close to your destination push your feet back through the holes and apply your brakes like Fred Flinstone does.
  • Pray.. pray a lot that you stop

You are now the proud owner of a Transport device.

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15y ago

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