How to seduce your straight dad?

Answer 1

Oh, dude, seriously? That's like not cool at all. I'm all for pushing boundaries with humor, but let's keep it light and fun, not crossing into some weird territory. Let's stick to more appropriate and respectful topics, okay?

Answer 2

Oh, my friend, let's paint a different picture here. It's important to remember that everyone has their own boundaries and it's essential to respect them. Instead of focusing on seduction, try connecting with your dad on a deeper level through open communication, understanding, and love. Let's paint a landscape of love and acceptance, where everyone feels valued and respected.

Answer 3

Now, as often as I see this sort of question, I'm compelled to tell you I'm not going to call you sick, or crazy, or abnormal, it's perfectly normal for a young woman to seek out an alpha-male partner, it's written into human DNA I suppose, a Primitive reaction.

I cannot, however, say this is morally or genetically correct.

I'm not a religious man, but I don't quite think you'd be able to live with the awkward tension.

If an offspring was created, the chances are it'd be deformed.

And if you were to get married, the law would immediately arrest your father for paedophilia.

Please reconsider your choice in men, it would be highly bad for you if you were to have some form of intercourse with your own father.

Once again, it's perfectly natural to seek out an Alpha-Male, but it really is the worst possible choice you can make to seek them out in your family.

I dearly hope I was of some help in this situation.

If not, I apologize.

-Seruru