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Q. What did Jupiter say to Saturn?

A. give me a ring sometime!

Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around a computer?

A. he was looking for the space bar!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?

A. he was looking for Pluto!

Q. Student: Please Sir, did you hear scientists found life on another planet?

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: They found fleas on Pluto!

Q. did you ever taste a comet?

A. No, but I heard it's outta this world!

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