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Because they do.
No, seriously. Wizards have beards because they do. Wizards are fictional characters, and the authors / screenwriters have to make sure you can recognise that certain characters are wizards, so they give them a long beard, a robe and a pointy hat. Why do they give them those things, particularly, though? So you know the character is a wizard, of course.
What else can I help you with?
What are the most common themes in Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels?
Wizards who aren't meant to have beards, mathematical improbabilities, religion, politics...
When was Wite-Out created?
Wite-Out was created in 1966.
Where does the senator work at?
in the wite house in the wite house
Is a wite persons dich wite?
yes sure
What is pogonophobia?
Pogonophobia is the fear of beards or people with beards.
Do all pharaohs have beards?
no they do not have beards.
What are beards?
Ignited worms with beards!
What do wizards look like?
Real wizards can be identified first and foremost by their "wizard" status beards. They are well beyond viking status and become whiter as they learn more spells. Secondly wizards have long flowing sleeves from which to expel magic and conceal potions and/or baby dragon whelps. Lastly, they wear brightly coloured silk robes adorned with shapes from a box of lucky charms. The wizards of fantacy and fiction all adhear to the above description, however, REAL wizards look just like everybody else.
If you had a pogonphobia what would you be afraid of?
Beards Beards
Do female moose have beards?
female moose do not have beards.
Do female dwarves have beards?
No, female dwarves do not have beards.
Do deer have beards?
No. Deer don't have beards.
