Can you insert a baseballbat in a mans anus?

Answer 1

Yes you can insert part of the bat into a mans anus/.

lube the end of the bat you want to use with a waterbased lube. Make sure the bat is really smooth, not sharp bits. Make sure you also lube the anus of the man too.

Before starting with the bat, use your fingers to "warm" the anus up so to speak. You need to try to get at least 4 fingers as far inside him as you can. If you can achieve it try for the whole hand. BUT GO SLOWLY!

When you both feel ready, try the bat. SLOWLY. Do not put too much in, because the bat will not make it past the first bend. But you should be able to get perhaps 6 - 8 inches inside the rectum.

If you want to go deeper then you must try a very soft toy, like a colon snake. Use a waterbased lube. You must clean himself out first, Get an attachment for your shower to help with cleaning yourself out. Insert it a little way into the anus with the water on very low pressure. ( a trickle). He will feel himself filling. Before it gets too full and painful, he should go and evacuate his bowels. Then insert it a little deeper and repeat the process until you can get the attachment fully inside and the water is clear.

Now you can try the colon snake. Again, use a waterbased lube. these are much better. Now go slowly, you should be able to get as much as 20 inches into his rectum. if you feel anything that feels like a blockage you must back off and not force your way through. You can buy much longer ones. and again if you have cleaned yourself out properly and use lots of lube and go slowly, you should be able to get most of one inside him/yourself.

Answer 2

You can not insert a bat into the anus.