Vampires aren't born, they're made.
No, because vampires do not exist; they are fictional characters.
No, because vampires don't have blood so the vampire is not interested.
yes
Current canon, excepting the Twilight Series, is that vampires do not have sex. In the Twilight Series, they are impervious to disease, so no, Edward is safe.
Yes! If they didn't have anuses, they would not be able to defecate.
They aren't. They aren't different from man's anuses and putting something in it will hurt.
"We are gods with anuses." -- Ernest Becker, from Denial of Death
For anuses
Yes. All mammals have anuses.
they use their anuses to eat
No they do not.
No. Men do, indeed, have anuses (or "buttholes").
Some do, but it is not a very common practice.
To pleasure al-qaeda but presenting their anuses for a love hole
No, a cat has only one anus. As far as we know.
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