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Well, it's a long story. Cooties is a type of germ that girls are born with (girly girls, not tomboys) (and some REALLY retarded boys). It is only a small amount of cooties when they are small. But when they hit 8, their cooties go off the charts.
There are also 3 ways to get cooties: 1. Being touched by a girl, 2. touching something a girl touched, and 3. being gay (it instantly makes a lot of cooties).
Cures: Wash infected limb thoroughly, then cross your fingers for 30 seconds. Repeat this 5 times and you're cured.
Prevention: You can always get the cootie shot. Just repeat this while making the shapes on your arm: Circle Circle Dot Dot Now I Got The Cootie Shot, Circle Circle Square Square, Now I Got It Everywhere.
Closing note: Everyone will get cooties at least once in their life, so keep theez instructions in mind. Once your about to get married, you both get cooties. But when you have your first married kiss, all cooties vanish from both of you, forever. Some unfortunate people will always have cooties, even after death. But remember: if you see a girly girl, RUUUUNNN!!!!
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Do guys have cooties?
Cooties is an imaginary disease. Nobody really has cooties or can catch them.
What were cooties?
cooties are a type of body lice
How do you know if you have cooties?
There are cootie catchers you can make plus boys have boy cooties and girls have girl cooties!
What is cudies?
It looks like "cudies" may be a typo. If you are referring to "coodies," it is a childish term for an imaginary germ or disease that someone can catch from the opposite sex. It is not a real medical condition.
When was Cockroach Cooties created?
Cockroach Cooties was created in 2001.
Can people get cooties?
Cooties are a fictional disease and used by children as a way to make fun of someone. But many people call lice cooties.
When was Computer Cooties created?
Computer Cooties was created on 2010-10-06.
Do males have cooties?
No Cooties are a make beleif thing that children make up
Is cooties real?
It is.
How did the name 'cooties' turn into a fictional sickness that a particular gender or race had?
"Cooties" are lice. A more common expression than "cooties" is to describe anything that is of poor quality as "lousy".
What are the symptoms of cooties?
As Cooties is not a real disease the symptoms can be whatever children say they are. Cooties is a disease that is made up by children in order to single out individuals in the playground and tease one another.
Is there a club called the Cooties or Cootie Library?
A man I know from Johnstown Pennsylvannia has a uniform his Grand Father used to wear that had "The Cooties" on it and also a photo of his unit in WWI that they called The Cooties (Kooties?)
