How do you get cooties?

Answer 1

Well, it's a long story. Cooties is a type of germ that girls are born with (girly girls, not tomboys) (and some REALLY retarded boys). It is only a small amount of cooties when they are small. But when they hit 8, their cooties go off the charts.

There are also 3 ways to get cooties: 1. Being touched by a girl, 2. touching something a girl touched, and 3. being gay (it instantly makes a lot of cooties).

Cures: Wash infected limb thoroughly, then cross your fingers for 30 seconds. Repeat this 5 times and you're cured.

Prevention: You can always get the cootie shot. Just repeat this while making the shapes on your arm: Circle Circle Dot Dot Now I Got The Cootie Shot, Circle Circle Square Square, Now I Got It Everywhere.

Closing note: Everyone will get cooties at least once in their life, so keep theez instructions in mind. Once your about to get married, you both get cooties. But when you have your first married kiss, all cooties vanish from both of you, forever. Some unfortunate people will always have cooties, even after death. But remember: if you see a girly girl, RUUUUNNN!!!!

Answer 2

"Cooties" is a childhood term used to describe an imaginary contagion passed on through touching or proximity to someone of the opposite gender. In reality, there is no such thing as cooties and it is just a playful way for children to express aversion to interacting with the opposite gender at a young age.