Why do you have bogeys in your ears?

Answer 1

years and years ago there was a woman called Jane waterbuck she lived on a farm with some animals and her dog called paddy. The dog became ill because of a lack of water as there was a large drought. so the woman had to stuff some cellotape up the dogs nose to stop it from smelling the rain. once the cellotape was removed it pulled out some nostril hair and the dogs nose began to moisturise itself and bogies appeared. over centuries we have evolved because of this misfortune.

Answer 2

Bogies are a harmless accumulation of dirt, dust, or dried mucus in the nose. They are not typically found in the ears. If you feel like you have something in your ear, it may be earwax or another issue that should be checked by a healthcare professional.

Answer 3

you have a rare genetic disease called bogeyinearitis syndrome. <3