How can you count your IQ?

Answer 1

BY ANSWERING A IQ TEST!!!!! Lick your finger and stick it in the wind. Then stare in the North direction for 5 minutes without blinking. When your eyes start to water, count to 10, take a deep breath, then twenty, another deep breath, then thirty. Then nod your head really fast to shake up all that information. When its nice and mixed, you are now ready to count your IQ... Sit down with a pen and paper, and write in BIG letters : 'I am very stupid'

Now read it back to yourself SLOWLY.

Understand?