How does a duck take a fart?

Answer 1

My duck poops at least 80 times a day. Her poop varies by what I feed her. If she sticks to the all in one grain then her poop is firm and less. If she eats peas( her favorite) and lettuce then it is more often and more loose. The smell is determined by what she eats also. If I feed her worms and bugs then it is really stinky and stains. With just the all in one mix from the grange it does not stain. Her poop is also determined by how much water she drinks. My duck is a in door domesticated pet and the best pet I have ever had! I am 43 and she is 9 months.

Answer 2

ducks like farts becuase they have a gland called the glamouris gland which changes their sense of smell around when they smell something bad, so when they smell farts their glamouris gland changes their smell and it smells nice to them, but if they use it too much they will become magnetic and that is why the moon exists, there was a large metal orb out in space and over time the ducks used their glamouris gland too much and they zoomed out into space and slammed into the orb, they got pulverised and the moons surface is made of pounded up ducks, that is why every year thousands of 'space dust'(pulverised duck) falls from the skyand everyone is covered in tiny duck particles. This makes a good fertilizer so it helps the earth and it's plants.

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Answer 3

first it eats beans next thing you know he gets gasy then it farts :)