All you have to do is make fake wings and put pixe dust on it.
Nothing you would turn lighter but you would probably burn yourself too
your question makes no sense if you mean will you turn yourself on then no why would i? xD
Weigh yourself on a very precise scale while holding the parrot, then weigh yourself without it. The difference in weight is the weight of the bird.
Your smart (: You can figure it out yourself (;
It would fairly difficult and kinda dangerous to make a bird bath heater yourself, as it would require heating elements and building electric switchs. But if you google bird bath heater you will come up with many shops that sell them.
The rules do not specify the procedure for such an occurance. But you would be allowed to remove the bird, if you could bring yourself to do it.
Then someone would have to write "Bird, bird, bird - bird ain't the word."
Turn to the word of our creater and follow his commandments, treat the next person as you would yourself.
Take the bird to a vet. That isn't something you can do yourself.
Absolutely. In fact, its a sign of trust that your bird would let you do that. I work in a bird store and that's part of the way that one of our birds plays. If the bird is on its back, and becomes uncomfortable, it is completely capable of turning over.
It's a lot harder to defend yourself by hitting someone with a bird.... Or to hit a fastball.
Then you will get in trouble.