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This is not a real question, so I guise the only answer can be is one that is not real.

A long time ago in the far away galaxy of 77RO21FL76OL there was a man named Bob. Bob loved Killer Dear Eggs. One day he walked by a restaurant that sold these great treats. He ordered millions of eggs and gobbled them up like "OM NOM NOM NOM"! Then he found out he became a Killer Deer him self, he was then forced to lay eggs all over the galaxy. THE END

The moral of the story is, if you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer; and that you should not eat Killer Deer Eggs, they will eat your soul!

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