I don't typically sell my precious moments, but if I was inclined to do so I would as follows: 1) Experience the precious moment. Like punching a dolphin in the face five times and then saying sorry, and then making up. 2) Document the moment on video, audio recording or holographic projection. 3) List the "moment" on ebay for serious bank, put on your swampers and wait to roll in the dough. 4) Rub your new found wealth in your friends faces. Literally. Take the cash or change and smear it in their eyes and nose. Not in a rough fashion, but in a funny sort of way. They'll get it.