PENOPHILE
a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly pick up other person's pens and forget to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.
Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.
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A person who collects beetles is a coleopterist.
Bibliophile
a strawber.
collecter
A cravatologist.
supernatural
A car collector?
A paper collector
a button collector
A badge collector.
A gem collector
If you need the answer to the joke it is "a watchman"