How do you kill your motherboard?

Answer 1

Shuffle across your carpet, then touch the board. If you don't get a blue screen or a plane shut off, repeat until either or happens. You have succesfully destroyed ypur motherboard, and thus, your computer.

Answer 2

Throw it out the nearest window, but of course no one is below you when you throw it out. Yes Pc's can be very aggraviting and annoying.