How do you eat sperm?

Answer 1

Ok, I know one way but is probably really hard to so.

One way is you can masturbate and hold a cup under your penis so it goes into the cup.

Suck yourself (very hard).

And of course, you can always talk to a close friend for help, it is not at all gay.

And you can always lick a lady friend clean after you cum (btw she can have a very intense orgasm this way , as she is often already very aroused due to the pentrative sex before hand, i would say try it at least once , she will thank you for it)

Answer 2

With a fork and spoon