0 J, Eat it raw :)
about 30 to 60 min
yes, cook it too much and it will burn and shrivel and if you cook it too little, it will be bigger
You need oxygen to create fire, (or rather heat) to cook. Though it is possible, I think you'd just eat a anti-hydrant hot-dog.
Yes
Yes, But the dog meat has to have chicken chunks. cook till dark brown.
1cE a week
Call your vet. Tell how much your dog weighs and how much you gave it. Take the vet's advice.
do not kill your dog please take it to the vets.
no time
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It might take 50 gallons of water to wash a dog, or it might take 50 quarts to wash a dog. It depends on how much water you use, how big the dog is and how long their bath is.
A 29 kilogram dog can take a dosage of 500 mg of Ibuprofen.