0 J, Eat it raw :)
about 30 to 60 min
yes, cook it too much and it will burn and shrivel and if you cook it too little, it will be bigger
You need oxygen to create fire, (or rather heat) to cook. Though it is possible, I think you'd just eat a anti-hydrant hot-dog.
Yes
Yes, But the dog meat has to have chicken chunks. cook till dark brown.
1cE a week
Call your vet. Tell how much your dog weighs and how much you gave it. Take the vet's advice.
do not kill your dog please take it to the vets.
no time
First you want to find a good recipe, i have one right here this is what you do. Find a dog and cook it make sure to take out its brain. To cook the dog put a live one in a 500 degree oven until golden brown, once its golden brown put it in a bag and then serve it
It might take 50 gallons of water to wash a dog, or it might take 50 quarts to wash a dog. It depends on how much water you use, how big the dog is and how long their bath is.
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