Is there really an island named man eating tea biscuit on Tuesday?
Ohhh aye. Its some jeob. It's off the coast of Kircubbin where
they grow the tae and cream buns (aye ur uncle Hugo loves ya). The
island is owned by miniature Oompa Loompas and Jessops who keap 'er
flat to thaa mat.
Keap er lit
Conor Merron and Laura Hughes