It all depends on the temp
Fruit flies can survive in a freezer for up to 24 hours.
Someone can only survive for some minutes in a freezer. People can get hypothermia if they spend too much time in a freezer and the ultimate scenario is freezing to death.
Not for very long !
1 second
Yes, beer can explode in the freezer if left for too long due to the expansion of liquid when it freezes, causing pressure to build up inside the container.
It does not affect longevity of a person's life.
With sufficient nutritious food and plenty of water, a person can survive indefinitely.
66 days
3 minutes
It is quite probable that the fry were already dead inside her. If not they would not last for long.
as long as the blood doesnt go to their head
I think if you keep your hand long enough in a freezer it can get frost bite, but no. You can not get freezer burn from touching a freezer. That requires a long peorid of time.