How do you survive an alligator attack?

Answer 1

If a shark is attacking you tighten your fist as if it were rock while playing rock paper scissors and hit it as hard as you can on the nose. It will swim away. Then return to shore and take it easy so you don't get the bends or other health problems.

Answer 2

if you are sufficiently scared.....no problem.....run...he'll never catch you cause he'll be runnin in soft crap!