How do you survive iss?

Answer 1

get an i-pod and string it up through a hoodie and into your hand in your sleeve and then just sit with your sleeve up to your ear and keep the volume at like middle

get a calculator ti-89 model calculator and put games on it like dropdown / boxworld / snood / tetris / Mario world / ect and open your math book

Alternative- do your work

*TIPS*

-look awake! I.S.S teachers look for sleepers more then videogaming music listeners

-turn a page every once in a while so it looks like your doing something

-at least look productive, have a pencil sharpened, have a book with you ect

*CAUTION*

- don't let the music get too loud or people can hear

- learn how to exit calculator games in case needed

*WARNING* - if caught you could receive further punishment, if you get caught you are officially a peach.

*BONUS*- My school troubles lyrics -

I'm an Instigator,

Lack of organization - Procrastinator

Yet i can rap, I rock, And always on a roll

Catch me wanderin the halls, No pass - Goin for a stroll

Always get in trouble for my bad intentions

Still never served one of my after school detentions

Assigned 2 I.S.S with my buddy M-I.S.S-I.S.S-i p p i

Try to plead my case like a protestin hippie

Gettin no sympathy from administration

Slap on the wrist, back on double secret probation

Swears so hard next time they'll throw the book

Case of mistakin identity, Not a criminal - like Nixon "I am not a crook"

~Mr. Pimpizzles

Source ~ Just got done servin I.S.S.