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The only question is... do the gnomes talk back.

AnswerFunny you should ask that XD we have a garden gnome and my crazy lil brother likes to talk to it so yes lol

I know a LSD addict who claims to talk to gnomes all the time

Some people do...but a better question might be if they should...

I know that I find conversations with gnomes to be quite entertaining. As a matter of fact, I converse almost exclusively with gnomes and the occasional pixie. I think this stems from the fact that many humans don't like to talk to me, though I can't imagine why. People started avoiding me during my first public meetings with my gnome friend and gradually distanced themselves more and more.

Yes.Anybody who says talking to Gnomes is wrong is a speciesist. Us Gnomes hate speciesists and we will not hesitate to sue. Gnomes are great lawyers. BEWARE!!!!!

I only talk to gnomes when on the battle field. (They attacked me first! )

Try sueing me then, Gnomes are ceramic garden decorations!

Yeah you can talk to gnomes, but only if you get high.

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I know 2 friends that got high off of a can of whipped cream so they went out for a drive to McDonald's and saw an lawn gnome playing in a sandbox, they grabbed it, put it in the backseat, and went to McDonald's so when thay were in the drive-thru it started crying so they bought it a happy meal and it started eating it. amazing they took it home and eventually fell asleep. when they woke up the gnome was in closet and the 2 guys got scared so they opened the closet and found out that the gnome was actually a 4 year old boy that they kidnapped and were arrested. moral-don't do drugs.

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