Why, yes, people do. First, you must go to Dumbledore. My name's Hermie, and I have a brother who turned into one.
Next, you must listen to 'Swallow' my Emilie Autumn. This is like some sort of thing that helps Dumbledore focus on turning you into a merman. No remixes. They can make you have one leg and one half-fin since Dumbledore likes to dance to remixes and he focuses halfway. Careful about that.
Then, close your eyes-he can't focus when your eyes are open. Afterwards, ta-da! You got a tail! No need to pee ever again!
It is impossible you can not do that!
I don't think, and I mean men only turn into mermen by kissing a mermaid.
There"s no such thing as mermaids and mermen
No
Because there are no such things as mermen
Mermaids are female, and mermen are male.
Mermaids and Mermen don't die because they're fictional.
ye they do
No.
Probably, though mermaid and mermen don't actually exist, except in books and in films.
that is our belief
Yeah mermen