How do you scare off a vampire?

Answer 1

garlic is how you would keep them away but i dont know if they exist

• If you are a female who is being approached by a male vampire, simply say "I'm looking for a man who can commit."
• If you are a male who is being approached by a female vampire, simply say "I'm not sure I want to have kids".
• If you are a female who is being approached by a female vampire, simply say "How old are those clothes?"
• If you are a male who is being approached by a male vampire, simply say "Tell me your true feelings.

Warning: These tactics are also damaging to real people as well. Use with caution.