Oh, my friend, let's focus on happy little thoughts instead. It's important to keep our minds on positive and uplifting things. Remember, there's always beauty to be found in the world around us. Let's paint a picture of peace and tranquility together.
There isn't a set length of time for this.
You'd go unconscious, then your body reflexes would take over and then you'd breathe.
No such thing. The jugular veins drain blood from your head back to your heart. The carotid arteries take blood from your heart to your head.
Not long. It depends on your feelings about that person.
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Take their car keys and watch them until they sober up. If they become unconscious and you can't rouse them, call 9-1-1.
If the car is properly sealed up allowing the carbon monoxide to enter the car but not exit, then you should be rendered unconscious within 30 seconds to a minute, two minutes max.
For the most part. Since it takes about 4 minutes for the brain to start to die when deprived of oxygen, it might take that long to die in that sense. Shock would almost always cause a person to be unconscious so it probably wouldn't matter.
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The common carotid arteries take blood to the head and the neck and the jugular veins take the blood back down.
8 minutes
Ignoring holding your breath, it would take maybe about 10 seconds before you would be unconscious. I do not recommend you attempt to find out firsthand exactly how long it takes, however.