dreamers often lie--->you dream when you are asleep--->you sleep lying down
This week the man that created apple died, and the man who created the blackberry phone is terribly ill. therefor the companys close for a while ... APPLE & BLACKBERRY CRUMBLE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- County Down beat County Carlow in an all Ireland game 22-2 ... MATCH GETS CARLOW DOWN ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sailing race of the coast of Cork last week, got the go-ahead after heavy winds were forecasted for the area ... WINDS MEAN THIS WON'T BE A BREEZE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tennis player "Bjorn (PRONOUNCED: born) Borg" wins major league free of injury ... BORN FREE
I am banking on Westpac lending me the money-no pun intended! I like writing answers, I do it for the pun of it.
I will annoy you with a pun if you don't o-pun this door!
If I had a nickel for every time I had to scold my kids, I could retire; no pun intended. That is a great sentence for the word pun since it refers to the humorous use of a word or phrase.
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Nobody found the pun funny.He liked to crack a pun occasionally.
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"And my daughter Data," Dawn said. "A calculating female." from Piers Anthony's Luck of the Draw.When the henchman fell into the snow plow, James Bond said, "That took a lot of guts."Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
The phrase "no punt intended" is a play on the common phrase "no pun intended." It is used to humorously point out that a pun was unintended, often after making a comment that inadvertently includes a pun.
A pun is a clever play on words, usually for comedic effect. They are often cheesy, so they may cause people to groan.
The pun in the sentence "to steal ducks is a foul deed" lies in the play on words between "foul" (meaning offensive or unethical) and "fowl" (a type of bird, such as a duck). The pun adds humor by using a word that sounds like "foul" to describe a misdeed related to ducks.
Sure, here are five puns from Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet": In Act 1, Scene 1, Sampson says, "I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it." This is a pun on the gesture of biting one's thumb, which was considered an insult at the time. In Act 2, Scene 4, Mercutio says, "Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance." This is a pun on the word "dance," which could mean both to physically dance and to engage in a duel. In Act 3, Scene 1, Mercutio says, "Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man." This is a pun on the word "grave," which could mean both serious and buried in a grave. In Act 3, Scene 1, Mercutio says, "A plague o' both your houses!" This is a pun on the word "plague," which could refer to both a curse and a literal plague. In Act 3, Scene 5, Juliet says, "Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low, as one dead in the bottom of a tomb." This is a pun on the word "low," which could mean both physically low and emotionally down.