What is the summary of chapter 1 of Artemis Fowl book 8?

What is a zodiac dozen? Why people hunt big foot? How many people believe in aliens? Is it true that Allah grants you all of your wishes before you die? Who has more control in a relationship an Aries or a Sagittarius? What does this sign mean 50''? How do you tell if a Aries guy likes you? What does it mean if your ex boyfriend starts hanging out with his ex right after the two of you broke up? What prediction does priestess make to Acrisius? What did members of the temperance movement believe? Karma and reincarnation? According to the Chinese calendar 2010 is the year of the? Did dork diaries get made into a movie? Are tarot cards right when they tell you your ex will come back in 2 to 3 months? Is the idea of passing through many lives to reach the brahman called reincarnation? What did the witches put into the cauldron? How do you use magic? How do you know when a ghost leaves after a haunting? How long do you have to wait after your missed period to take a pregnancy test? What does it mean being born on the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius on November 22?