Eres loco
Tómate tu tiempo.
Tu tienes cinco pies de altura
"To whack" is to strike or hit. If something is "out of whack," it is improperly balanced or improperly working. The image is that it has been hit inorrectly so that it is off-balance or not working properly.
Yo no soy un perro, tú eres un perro (enunciado enfático).
youre the only one for me
aurevoir (if youre saying bye) par(if youre saying by like if youre writing a story)
just say you are not okay and he will ask you do you need any help, then pour yourself out to him.
Yes, but youre is properly spelled "your".
you ca say tap, smack, stroke and also whack to some extent.
Whack Records was created in 2003.
You just said it yourself. If you want to say it in another language, you need to say which one.
Sister in law in Spanish is cunada.