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Why does history keep repeating its-self?

Because we didn't listen the first time!

How do elves get taller?

Elf-raising flour!

There are two peanuts walking down the road and one of them went to the police station. But why did it go there?

Because it got a-salted!

How did the cow get to Birmingham?

On the mooooterway!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it didn't have the guts!

What did the puddle say to the rain?

You can drop in any time!

Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we never listened the first time!

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