What are some puns using geometrical terms?

Answer 1

First and most important remember this pun:

Without geometry, life is pointless

What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

1. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

Tangent

2. What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

Polygon

3. What do you call a crushed angle?

A Rectangle

4. What did the Italian say when when the witch doctor removed the curse?

Hexagon

5. What did the little acorn say when he grew up?

Geometry

6. What do you call an angle which is adorable?

acute angle

7. What do you use to tie up a package?

A Chord

8. What do you call a fierce beast?

A Line

9. What do you call more than one L?

A Parallel

10. What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

Protractors

11. What should you do when it rains?

Coincide

12. Is circumference 3.14 times the diameter?

Around that much

If someone calls you acutely obtuse, it is not complementary.