What are some slang terms for alcohol?

Answer 1

Pissed

wasted

plastered

shit-faced

floor partying

slizzered

schwasted

three sheets to the wind

bent

blasted

hammered

in one's cups

shickered

tipsy

legless

crocked

pickled

sh*t faced

pie-eyed

inebriated

Answer 2

Booze

The Creature

Hooch

Tipple

Moonshine

Juice

Red-Eye

Barley Sandwich (for beer)

Brew (for beer)

Cold One (for beer)

Corn

Panther Sweat

Firewater

Giggle Juice

Popskull

Swill

canned heat

hard stuff

rotgut

tipple

toddy

scoops

wahoo juice

Alcohol has been a part of various cultures across the world for centuries, and as its popularity has increased so has the number of slang names for alcohol. Today there are almost as many slang names for alcohol as there are types of alcohol itself, and equally there are different slang names that hail from different parts of the world. Here are just a few of the most popular slang names for alcohol.

BoozeBooze is probably one of the most widely used slang names for alcohol. The term dates back to the 14th Century and was traditionally used when describing drinking alcohol to excess. HoochHooch is a term that was traditionally used to describe alcohol that was home-made, and became a wide-spread slang name during the time of prohibition when alcohol had to be made illicitly. MoonshineMoonshine is another slang name that was once used to describe alcohol that was produced illicitly, traditionally corn whisky. TippleThis is a common alcoholic slang name that is very inoffensive, and can also refer to drinking small amounts of alcohol rather than drinking to excess. ToddyThe term "toddy" comes from the traditional alcoholic drink that consisted of warm liquor, usually rum, mixed with water, spices and sugar. Red-eyeRed-eye traditionally refers to a cheap whiskey but is today a slang name for other types of alcohol too, probably for the effects that alcohol can sometimes have on the eyes. JuiceJuice is a slang name for alcohol that can be used very inoffensively in public situations.

These are just a few of the slang names that can be used for alcohol, and there's sure to be many more. It's interesting to note where a lot of these names came from, with many of them having been used for hundreds of years as traditional terms that are today gaining in popularity as slang names. Why not take a look around and see what other slang terms for alcohol there are.

Answer 3

A man staggered home drunk and his wife told him that one of these days, he would vomit up his guts. One evening, he went to the bar and the wife put chitterlings in the bathroom sink. He went in the bathroom to vomit in the sink without even turning on the light first. Later, he came out of the bathroom and wanted to talk to his wife. He told her, "You were right that I would vomit up my guts. But thankfully, by the grace of God and the help of a very long spoon, I was able to get them back down."

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A man who had too much alcohol at a party was pulled over by a highway patrolman while heading home.

While given a field sobriety test, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line, let alone drive one, so the state trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the other lane took his attention to more important matters.

The inebriated driver, figuring that the patrolman wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed.

The next morning, two highway patrolmen beat on his door and awakened him. "Are you Mr. Johnson?" they asked?

He admitted that he was. "Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving while impaired?"

Again, the man admitted that was he. "Then what did you do?" the highway patrolmen asked."

The man said that he drove his car home and went to bed. "Where is your car now?" the highway patrolmen inquired.

The man answered that it was in the garage. "May we see the car?" asked the state troopers.

The man answered, "Sure," and then opened the garage. Parked inside the garage was a state highway patrol car.

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Riddles

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

A: Four drunken guys watching a football game!

Q: What is a drunk man's idea of a balanced diet?

A: A beer in each hand!

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?

A: "Olive or twist?"

Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?

A: "I'll take a beer please, and one for the road."

Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?

A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer!

Q: Why are men like coolers?

A: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere!

Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?

A: Because it does not have to stop to change color

Q: Why do gynecologists only drink Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka?

A: "Pabst Smir!"

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of whiskey?

A: A guy will actually try to find the bottle of whiskey.

One-liners and statement jokes:

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

I'm not an alcoholic since they go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol enthusiast.

I'm not alcoholic. I only drink twice a year -- when it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I'm a recovering alcoholic. Or as my mate describes me, hungover.

An alcoholic hits his woman, a pot user takes hits with his woman.

If you drink too much alcohol you, are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you fantastic?

Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Jim and I'm an alcoholic?"

Answer 4

There are many terms, like getting buzzed, baked, ripped, stoned and blasted

Answer 5

nuts