What does Nem vem que não tem mean in English?

Answer 1

It's an expression that means "get out of here" or, "no way!" or, "don't even bother trying!", you get the idea.

Like, its an expression for shock.

Like No way! or get out of here.

The second part of the sentence is important too: 1) Nem vem ( = Don´t even come here); 2) que não tem ( = as there is nothing for you).

It's a great song, first of, and it usually means 'You won't get anything from me', or 'You can't fool me', or 'You're out of luck with me'. It's not an expression for shock, but for negation or denial.